I wanted to dedicate the race to my boss, Matt, for his birthday (only Aaron
and I would have understood the joke) but I missed the award ceremony--guys
in the locker room held me back, asking me who I was. I was the
new bitch in the wolfpack--they kept sniffing me. I felt icky...whimper, whimper...
Aaron and I went to Burger King and ate in the
park. A pigeon approached me, soliciting fries, so I tossed him some, he ate some and then just left. As he (she?) waddled away I
yelled,"You're the dumbest pigeon I've ever seen!" I was throwing food
at him and he walked away! Aaron and I laughed until he returned five minutes later with a group of pigeon friends
waddling behind him. I guess he told them there was free food at
the horse table. This is Aaron and I.I was so excited by this win, I felt